Thanks to modern technology, the antennae on top of Cheyenne Mountain fire up the satellites that hone in on Santa’s trek around the world.

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This is all cool but what about the War on Christmas?
 Sure Bill O’Reilly (BO) has declared a victory, but he acknowledges the immeasurable wrath of the secular progressives(SP’s).
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Who knows if they are waiting to send Santa a surface to air missile? 
Isn’t it a bit unwise to disclose Santa’s exact location with the incorporation of Google Earth into the Santa Tracking program?
My nerves settled a bit after further research.  It seems Santa has upgraded his whole rig. 
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Obviously NORAD is in alliance with the North Pole since they know the radar encryption codes and everything.

 

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