The Ho, Ho, Horror

All that talk about Tactical Santa reminded me of this masterpiece.

A Pack of Gifts Now

—“Corky Quackenbush claymation from Mad TV that parodies the Rankin Bass Christmas specials via putting Rudolph on a mission to kill The Claus”

Tactical Santa

Thanks to modern technology, the antennae on top of Cheyenne Mountain fire up the satellites that hone in on Santa’s trek around the world.

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This is all cool but what about the War on Christmas?

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 Sure Bill O’Reilly (BO) has declared a victory, but he acknowledges the immeasurable wrath of the secular progressives(SP’s).

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Who knows if they are waiting to send Santa a surface to air missile? 

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Isn’t it a bit unwise to disclose Santa’s exact location with the incorporation of Google Earth into the Santa Tracking program?

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My nerves settled a bit after further research.  It seems Santa has upgraded his whole rig. 

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Obviously NORAD is in alliance with the North Pole since they know the radar encryption codes and everything.

 

Feliz Navidad

 Robert Earl Keene’s Merry Christmas from the Family

Tragic Irony

When I heard that John Lennon was shot 27 years ago, they played this song a lot.  It took on a more heavy meaning that season.

This season the song finds an interesting twist being ’sung’ by a very ironic vocalist.

Back then it seemed that psychotic killing was a rare event.  Now it seems to be everyday news.

Here’s the latest local.

My hope for the new year is for people to take human psychology a bit more seriously, from the top to bottom of the social spectrum.  That is, ” . . if you want it.”

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights just turned 60 today.